So my girlfriend got, what I may consider, one of the funniest ideas that someone really takes as serious:
New Kitchen Towel Exchange
This is a kitchen towel exchange. Please send a new Kitchen towel to the person whose name is listed below in #1 ... etc.
This is NOT a chain letter. It's just for fun. You should receive 36 new towels for the price of one! It is fun to see the different locations from which your towels arrive! Seldom does anyone drop out because we all need new kitchen towels. Don't be the one responsible for spoiling the fun and stopping the parade of dishtowels!
So if anyone wants to send me a dishtowel...